I get asked that a lot. So i'm going to tell you.
Mr. A. Brown, is a joyous, single, 32 year old male, and an aspiring homosexual.
He enjoys playing the mandolin and counting stamps in his free time.
Mr.Brown has short, brown hair, and enjoys cracking humorous jokes regarding the similarity between his hair colour and last name. Some find them funny, especially if they have Down's Syndrome.
Mr. Brown likes to go by "Brownie", "Brown Man", "Abe" and "Dawg" and likes women with short, black hair. He's looking for a wife, who is preferrably NOT hiv positive.
He doesn't care about breast size ( but he won't marry you if you ain't got no boob